Marc Jacobs Wants You To Pay Him To Have Sex!

Nooooo, it's not what you think.

The flamboyant designer apparently has run out of things to put his name on...so now, he's stuck his label on a condom.

Yup. For really.



If that's MJ's handwriting, we're a little bit worried about his mental health.

Still, we like the message: Safety first, bitches!

You can bid on the rod wrapper at eBay--but remember: Marc Jacobs garments tend to run small, so make sure it fits before you commit!