Justin Timberlake's New Video

Justin Timberlake just released a new video in which he plays a person by the name of William Rast, which is the name of his clothing label. What do you think of the video? So as not to unduly influence you, our thoughts come after the video...




Get ready for a superbly well thought-out and executive critical analysis--our MFA in creative writing really prepared us for this critical challenge:

THIS VIDEO SUCKS BALLS!!

Why?

1. Is a story being told here?
2. Is there some sort of plot?
3. This has nothing to do with clothes; it's just an attempt to get people to swallow the brand name without anything to back it up. We're spitting, not swallowing! If JT wants to sell us his hoodies and whatnot, he needs to get naked to get our attention.

That's just one schizophrenic critic's opinion.

Yours?