Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Exhibits Chace and Zac

These photos from this week's Teen Choice Awards are evidence of our ongoing class action case: We present exhibits C and Z:

The verdict: Zac Efron may work harder at his body, but with his [fake] long eyelashes, [fake] tan, [made up] perfect skin, [veneered] teeth, [MAC-provided] blushed cheeks, [Shiseido] red lips, and carefully flat-ironed hair, Zac is basically a Real Houseboy of Orange (Skin) County, while Chace is a mostly natural beauty.

It's like a before-and-after Stepford makeover!

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