Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Stamos Takes His Style Down Under

The usually stylish John Stamos is still dealing with Uncle Jesse stigma, by the looks of this new video from an Australian talk show.

Watch for these highlights:

  • Says a reporter who criticized his crazy behavior "has a small penis"!
  • Pulls fake flowers out of a vase and dry-humps it!
  • Speaks in the voice of an old Australian lady!
  • Reminisces about playing "Kokomo" with the Beach Boys!
  • Laughs about dead Princess Diana!
  • "Elvis died on a toilet! He was fat!"
  • "What else died? My career!"
  • Tells secret plans of running a tropical island bar with "free drinks for girls on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and free drinks and SHRIMP on Friday and Saturday"!
Drinks AND shrimp!?! Ladies! What are you waiting for?!

No wonder Rebecca Romijn turned tranny for Ugly Betty.

1 comment:

Jason said...

poor thing...he's lost it, hasn't he? The only thing he didn't do was jump up and down on the couch!