Friday, June 29, 2007

Ryan Seacrest Finally Comes Out! support of...Scope mouthwash!


In a seriously weird partnership with a seriously
weird corporate explanation, "He's known to keep a travel- size bottle of Scope in his glove compartment and his name is Ryan Seacrest, so it was really only a matter of time before he partnered with Crest and Scope."

So there ya go. Next time you see Seacrest whoring out his fake smile on American Idol and E! News Daily, you'll know what fluids he was just swishing in his mouth and spitting. Scope, of course.

(Above, our friend John Stamos (See video entry, 6/27/07) strips for Seacrest.)


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