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Aussiebum wants to bring out your inner animal.

You've heard the cliches about 40-year-old men buying animal print bikini briefs and scaring their wives with erratic, midlife-driven behaviors?

Well, if you look like this guy, go right ahead. Your wife (or whomever) will love you for it.

David Beckham Botoxes!

...so says London plastic surgeon Dr. Alex Karidis.

According to Karidis:

“He used to have a large line across his forehead which seems to have vanished. He has all the hallmarks of a botox forehead. He also appears to have had a lift on his eyebrows, that can often happen when botox is injected into that area.”

“And there were quite deep crow’s feet around the eyes a couple of years ago. These seem to have almost disappeared. Changes like this in other celebrities are usually thanks to botox.

Additionally, it seems that some of David Beckham’s naso-labial lines (laugh lines that extend from the nose to the mouth) may have also been treated to some injection fillers such as Restylane. Dr. Karidis adds, “It could be that he’s also used fillers on his nose-to-mouth lines. These used to be quite prominent in pictures. Usually these things get worse not better with age. But Beckham seems to have lost them and looks much younger now.”

Does he or doesn't he?

And would you if you could look like him??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Michael Phelps turns 22 today.

My Hero!

Thanks to dlisted.com's Michael K for bringing Mika Brzezinski's laudable tantrum to attention by nominating her "Hot Slut of the Day."

Now, this blog purports to be about men with style, so Mika doesn't technically hold up to that qualification, but she has more balls and more style than any other guy who has been featured here.

Take a look at my new hero in action:

Wentworth Miller Finally Coming Out?

Long-rumored gay actor Wentworth Miller, sexy star of the Fox hit show Prison Break, has been linked to openly gay actor Luke McFarlane, who recently played a gay character on the ABC hit Brothers & Sisters.

McFarlane, for the record, used to date Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight, who came out last year.

Speculation about when Miller would come out has been all over blogs since Prison Break debuted. Reportedly, he got around West Hollywood before the show began, and rumors have it that he made clubs and bars in that very gay neighborhood his second, third, fourth homes.

Come on, Wentworth. If Doogie can admit it, so can you!

Watch a young Wentworth gay it up. He's not much of a comic actor, but somehow that je ne sais quoi gay quality in his voice feels so right...

Male Model or Porn Star?

NEW WEEKLY FEATURE! MALE MODEL OR PORN STAR?

Make your guess, and then click here to find out if you're right. (Depending on the result, may or may not be safe for work!)

Geek with Style Rejoice! It's iPhone Day!

Here's the first iPhone sold in Ithaca.

This guy is wearing it as a throwback to mid-'90s gangsta style. Sexy.

Steve Jobs gave the techie world style. Now they're returning the favor by making him richer than God.

Oh No! Perez Hilton with Ross "the Intern" Matthews

This is what's wrong with the world. Celebrity Fit Club's newly trim and always cuddly Ross The Intern appears on the perezhilton.com in a video with the style obliterator himself.

No, Ross, No! You were doing so well. You are the nice guy; Perez is the evil guy. Never the twain shall meet!

Oh well. I guess it's a lost cause by now.

Hey, Perez, let's be friends! I'll even gain 40 pounds and dye my hair fuchsia if you'll promote me on your blog. Because isn't that what friends are for? Publicity!

Jay Manuel: Not for Guys

America's Next Top Model's "Mr. Jay," aka Jay Manuel, has just released his very own brand of make-up and beauty products.

Guys might be able to use the bronzer, but we think Jay should take advantage of the new normal metrosexuality before it disappears forever. (Hell, my 70-year-old Uncle Bob from New Jersey wears under-eye concealer! The time is right!)

So how about it, Jay? Sell us what you've been using yourself.

Okay, maybe not that stuff. We want to look like guys, not girls.

McSteamy's Work Out Plan

McSteamy gives away his workout regimen to Men's Health on video. He also tells how to make eggs that aren't "too eggy."

Cuz, like, who wants eggy eggs?

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iPhone Stops Sperm Production!

Relax, it's just a joke. But it's pretty funny. Check out this Conan clip.

Professional Doer of Famous People

This guy does famous people.

He has done everyone from KISS's Gene Simmons (and his wife!) to America's Next Top Model Adrienne Curry.

He does plastic surgery for them. What, did you think he was a slut or something?

If you want to know about the slicing and dicing of the stars, read all about it here.

Abercrombie is Selling...?

Long gone are the days when my old bearded uncle shopped for parkas and big & tall at Abercrombie and Fitch.

But they're still selling clothes, right?

Or are they? Clothes are hardly anywhere to be found here.

You tell me. Abercrombie and Fitch is selling...

Marc Jacobs Likes 'Em Young!

Here's the 44-year-old with his new beau Ronny Giangualano, age 20.

Who Is That Mohawked Man?

It's James Guardino, courtesy of Oh la la.

ManChic Portfolios

Think you've got what it takes to model?

Check out the competition at ManChic. (That's ManCHIC as in "sheek," not half-man, half-chick.)

Above is the "ePortfolio" of "Thomas--Paris."

Are you any competition for Thomas?

Ryan Seacrest Finally Comes Out!

...in support of...Scope mouthwash!

Umm...okay?

In a seriously weird partnership with a seriously weird corporate explanation, "He's known to keep a travel- size bottle of Scope in his glove compartment and his name is Ryan Seacrest, so it was really only a matter of time before he partnered with Crest and Scope."

So there ya go. Next time you see Seacrest whoring out his fake smile on American Idol and E! News Daily, you'll know what fluids he was just swishing in his mouth and spitting. Scope, of course.

(Above, our friend John Stamos (See video entry, 6/27/07) strips for Seacrest.)

Niiiiiiiiiice.

Haggard's Whore Speaks Out

Mike Jones, the Rev. Ted Haggard's personal Hoover, gave some creepy details in a new interview with Nerve. Among them:

Nerve: But when he was actually with you, he was like a giddy schoolboy. Do you think he was falling in love with you?

Jones: He always had this huge smile, and he was always asking me questions about sex, and I would tell him something and he would go, "Really? Really?" He wanted me to talk so much about gay sex, it was almost like he was living through me. Could I see Ted Haggard being infatuated with me or having feelings for me? Yes, I could see that happening.

Nerve: When he watched you and [your friend] Matt have sex in front of him, do you think that was sort of an educational thing for him, or was he just getting off on it?

Jones: He was really getting off on it. He was very much a voyeur. I think that watching that and not actually getting involved was a safe place for him.

To learn more about how to screw a self-loathing hypocrite, click here.

Enrique Iglesias Envies Gay Sex

Envious Enrique might be thinking about switching teams.

He told gay magazine Genre, "My stylist is gay and lives in L.A. and when he came to Miami, he went out. And I asked, ‘Your boyfriend doesn’t care?’ And he said, ‘We have an understanding if I’m out of the city.’ When I saw George Michael, he said the same thing…I’m going to have to have a talk with my girl!"

That girl would be Anna Kournikova, who he has recently joked to press about having broken up with.

Watch Enrique serenade a gay fan last month at London club G-A-Y.

Enrique Iglesias Thrills Gay Fan
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We knew it! As soon has he had that hideous mole removed, he was on his way to...

Gay, Gay, Gay!

Black Hood, Knee Pads, WTF?

From the fall 2007 Thom Browne collection.

Love the Little Wool Riding Hood look, but what are the knee pads for??

Make your guesses, but remember, this is a respectable place!

Robots

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are robots.

Just look at them!

Robots!!

JT Loves Hershey and Beano

According to Janet Charlton, Justin Timberlake demands Hershey bars and Beano backstage at his concerts.

Still, he'll probably manage to somehow make this trendy. Ditch the Godiva and stock up on Hershey stock.

He looks like a farter, doesn't he?

Your Hair Is So Gay!

Hot off the Questionable Research Findings Press: Counterclockwise hair growth means you're gay.

So do vocal pitch and finger length, but that's old news.

If you buy it, here's the article.

NSFW: HOUSE Actor Jesse Spencer Brings Sexy Back (and Front)

You don't see THIS on primetimeTV!

Jesse Spencer from the hit Fox show "House" shows it all in the movie Death in Holy Orders.

Click picture to make Jesse grow.

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Project Runway's Keith: Fall/Winter 07 Online

Remember Project Runway's crazy Keith Michaels? (We loved his work--too bad he was kicked off the show for cheating.) Before the show, he was primarily a menswear designer; now he does girls, too, but his new Fall/Winter 2007 collection includes some guys' stuff too. And the best part: You can buy online. Click on anything you see above to connect to his online store.

Marc Jacobs & Blake Lewis: Not the Same Person

Here's some photographic evidence that style icon Marc Jacobs and American Idol runner-up Blake Lewis are not the same person.

Two reasons:

1. Marc Jacobs is hot.

2. Marc Jacobs is definitely not screaming "I'm straight!" in his photos.

Oh, and:

3. Marc Jacobs is very definitely not a runner-up.

Idol's Blake: Only His Name, Hair and Clothes are Gay!

American Idol runner-up Blake Lewis told the Johnjay and Rich radio show in Arizona on Wednesday morning, “I’m definitely not gay. I’m straight. I’ll scream it out loud.”

Because, you know, that's what straight guys do. You can hear "I'm straight!" screamed out loud every night from the bedrooms of straight men all over the country...as they're having sex with other straight men!

Anderson Cooper Disses Paris

The Coopster took on Ms. Hilton last night on CNN. Immediately after Larry King's interview, Andy gave his 360-degree POV on the girl:

Coop says: “I just don’t understand her. I don’t understand the appeal. I don’t understand what she has done."

We say: Something tells us he hasn't seen her "art films." We recommend Cooper "One Night In Paris" to gain some perspective.

Coop says: “For me, the big question is that someone who is born into such privilege and given so many opportunities not to make the most of that and try to use that in a way… You know, rather than spend 26 years of your life trying to walk a red carpet and get more attention on yourself, why not try to use some of that attention for something good?"

We say: Who should know better than the son of Gloria Vanderbilt?

Coop says: “I would argue that for someone… who has the privilege of being born into a wealthy family and opportunities of great schooling and world knowledge and travelling around the world and seeing the plight of people around the world, for her then to spend a good bulk of her life going to parties and promoting herself. But she’s promoting herself as a model, it would have been nice if she would have done that, and she’s only 26 and maybe she’s still young…But 26, I got to tell you, there’s a lot of soldiers in Iraq who are 18 years old, and taking on greater responsibility."

We say: Be grateful you have CNN's promotions department, Andyboy, or you might have to do the party circuit (circuit party?) yourself.

(Say, isn't that picture above from a photo shoot? Nice modeling.)

Still, you've done the time in the trenches, so you win this battle.

Watch Anderson Cooper nail Paris Hilton on video.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Usher Preggers

Usher announced today that his fiancee, Tameka Foster, is expecting a baby.

Usher said, "We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives."

Congrats, Ush.

Abercrombie Attitude

Mad TV got it right this time.

Someone assembled a montage of Mad TV's Abercrombie and Fitch clips.

Just for fun:

Milan: Behind the Scenes

OK, this is admittedly pointless and a little boring.

But on the bright side, it's set to a good Tiesto remix of Delirium's song "Silence," featuring Sarah McLachlan. The song is old enough to be welcome again to my ears, but not nearly old enough to be stylishly retro.

Milan Fall 07 Runway

Highlights from the fall o7 runway in Milan, from men.style.com.

Need a Little Lift? Aussiebum's Got You Covered

Remember when the Wonderbra revolutionized American boobies?

Australia has its sights set on American packages.

Aussiebum has created new underwear--they call them "Wonder Jocks" but we prefer Wonder Willies--that lifts, nips and tucks to create a little mirage in our down under wonderlands.

Do they work? See them in action, courtesy of YouTube...



Would you wear them?

Slow Death of a God: David Beckham

Even gods die.

A new study names David Beckham's Manchester United heir, Christiano Ronaldo, the most influential footballer in the world.

And it's not just on the field: Ronaldo can be spotted in more and more fashion and personality magazines every day.

Is this the beginning of the end of Beckham's longtime reign as World's Most Stylish Guy?

Is Ronaldo a suitable heir?

What do you think?

Hotter than Brad? Jen Says Yes.

According to Star Magazine, Jennifer Aniston says male model Paul Sculfor is a hotter bedmate than Brad ever was. We think otherworldly Angelina is today's Helen of Troy with a cutting edge--literally. She picked Brad. Since we're not sleeping with either guy, all we can ask is:

Who's got more style?

Top: Brad

Bottom: Paul

We're with Angie on this one. What do you think?

Stamos Takes His Style Down Under

The usually stylish John Stamos is still dealing with Uncle Jesse stigma, by the looks of this new video from an Australian talk show.

Watch for these highlights:

• Says a reporter who criticized his crazy behavior "has a small penis"!
• Pulls fake flowers out of a vase and dry-humps it!
• Speaks in the voice of an old Australian lady!
• Reminisces about playing "Kokomo" with the Beach Boys!
• Laughs about dead Princess Diana!
• "Elvis died on a toilet! He was fat!"
• "What else died? My career!"
  
• Tells secret plans of running a tropical island bar with "free drinks for girls on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and free drinks and SHRIMP on Friday and Saturday"!

Drinks AND shrimp!?! Ladies! What are you waiting for?!

No wonder Rebecca Romijn turned tranny for Ugly Betty.

Trend: Underoos for Grown Men

"Mr. Turtle" Boxer Briefs from Undergear

"Manga Hipster" from Aussiebum

"Big Bang Brief" from Ginch Gonch

Would you wear them?

Do you wear them?

And if so, who do you show them to??

Today's Look: Dsquared

From the Dsquared Spring 2008 Milan show.

Runway Rating: High. Royal purple scarf classes up track pants, kicking up the style from Olympics stadium patriotism to self-assured Olympian god-gear. Moccasins and auto garage-inspired cap bring the look down to earth.

Real World Rating: Highwater. Even without the outlandish scarf, these pants are just short enough to make you a joke at the gym.