Sunday, April 27, 2008

A Letter to the Devil about Ian Somerhalder

Dear Devil,

We've considered your offer to trade my soul for anything on Earth and, after having seen these photos of Ian Somerhalder at the GAP's GQ Lounge party, we've decided to take you up on your offer.

Please deliver Mr. Somerhalder to our residence no later than noon tomorrow. We'd like him to arrive in this exact outfit, smiling just like this. Sure our soul will be gone, but Ian's smile will warm what's left of our heart.

Thanks, Devil. We look forward to eternal damnation under your fiery reign .


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