Monday, April 28, 2008

Andrew Christian Gives Good Ass

A few years ago some men's clothing manufacturer came up with one of the worst ideas since the female condom: padded men's underwear. The invention of the padded bra provided years of endless jokes for sitcoms, and someone comes up with this??

Does anyone actually wear those things? Can you imagine touching someone's padded seat and thinking he was wearing Depends? Eek! Or what if he takes them off and you realize his ass is flat as a used-up Goodyear? Well, it probably wouldn't matter unless you got together with him just because of his bubble butt, and in that case, er, you sort of deserve what you get, right?

Anyway. Andrew Christian has engineered a wonderbooty boxer brief called "Flashback--with Butt Lifting Technology™"!

According to the company:

Andrew Christian's Flashback Butt Lifting and Contouring Technology is the latest innovation in men's underwear for those seeking the perfect bubble-butt.

This underwear is essential gear for every guy. It features an invisible lifting support built into the seams of the underwear. The construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable cups or straps hidden inside. Most people can add up to 1/2 to 1 inches onto their current buttocks measurements helping them achieve a rounder fuller look with this amazing new feature.

Product Features:
- No embarrassing padding, hidden cups or straps - Completely invisible support structure - Add 1/2” to 1” onto your current buttock measurements

Sounds good! But do they work? We'll let you know when we get our free samples...[hint, hint]. ;-)

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