Dear Perez,
We just saw that you posted the above photo of our beloved soulmate, Ian Somerhalder, and compared him to that Austrian psychopath who kept his daughter locked up for decades, repeatedly raped her and had children/grandchildren with her.
What the eff! First off, that's just wrong. Like beyond Perez Hilton wrong.
Secondly...what the eff! Ian frickin' Somerhalder, the Second Coming, the Prodigal Son, looks nothing like that Nazi psycho.
Don't mess with GuyStyle, Mario, and don't even think of messing with our unofficial mascot Ian! He's absofreaking gorgeous. And that other dude? There aren't many people that scary looking...we mean, the crazy hair, the wild eyes, the crooked mouth, the cascading chins. There's maybe no one else that repulsive on the face of the...
Oh.
Right.
Hmm. We're more charitable than you are. We forgive you. It must be hard to get through the day, huh?
Hugs-n-kisses,
GuyStyle
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Letter to Perez Hilton: Watch Your Back!
Jim Carrey Is Gay
...in a new movie called I Love You Phillip Morris.
His partner-in-gay-crime (butt love!!!) in the movie is Ewan McGregor...woo hoo! You know what that means! SCHLONG! Ewan can't resist showing it off in every other movie. We wonder if Jim C will do the same? Nah...Jenny McCarthy wouldn't allow it!
The hottie in the photo with Jimmy is Rodriguo Santoro.
We want to see more!!
Birthday Suit: Project Runway's Jack Mackenroth!
JMack with ANTM's Nigel Barker
JMack's superboobies!
He's a star!
We're honestly not sure exactly what's going on here.
Or here.
Eff Project Runway! He's already a winner!
...and sooo hot...
...and sooo sensitive....
...and sooo intense...
...and sooo...pumped!
And bare!
And ____________________.
[Fill in the blank yourself. You're on your own for the rest of these.]
Happy 39th birthday to hot Taurus, brilliant designer, reality TV star and AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth!
Jack is arguably the most visible Project Runway candidate ever, or at least is in fierce competition for that title with current winner Christian Siriano, which is ironic since Jack had to leave the show halfway through the season due to illness.
Well, there's no question Jack is back and, er, bigger than ever!
We love you, Jack, and we hope you come back to the show next season despite its move to Lifetime, which still calls itself "television for women."
Jack is enough man for all of us! Wish Jack a happy birthday on his MySpace page!
Ode to Nate Berkus
So "Oprah's Big Give" may have sort-of flopped, but it raised the profile of :::sigh::: Nate Berkus, who is now officially too big a deal ever for our fantasy of meeting and running away with him to live EEA to come true.
Oh well.
For no good reason, besides Nate's hotness, that is, we present a few photos of Nate. Keep up to date on Nate's life on his MySpace page.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Good Versus Evil
Fantastics Mag's new photo spread is a hot one! We're not really sure what "Devil Inside" is saying besides, uh, "you can wear preppy sweaters and still wear cute underwear underneath," but who really cares about the concept when your models are this cute?
There's also some good styling in the pics. Check out Fantastics Mag for more.
Andrew Christian Gives Good Ass
A few years ago some men's clothing manufacturer came up with one of the worst ideas since the female condom: padded men's underwear. The invention of the padded bra provided years of endless jokes for sitcoms, and someone comes up with this??
Does anyone actually wear those things? Can you imagine touching someone's padded seat and thinking he was wearing Depends? Eek! Or what if he takes them off and you realize his ass is flat as a used-up Goodyear? Well, it probably wouldn't matter unless you got together with him just because of his bubble butt, and in that case, er, you sort of deserve what you get, right?
Anyway. Andrew Christian has engineered a wonderbooty boxer brief called "Flashback--with Butt Lifting Technology™"!
According to the company:
Andrew Christian's Flashback Butt Lifting and Contouring Technology is the latest innovation in men's underwear for those seeking the perfect bubble-butt.
This underwear is essential gear for every guy. It features an invisible lifting support built into the seams of the underwear. The construction of the underwear automatically lifts the buttocks making it look firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, uncomfortable cups or straps hidden inside. Most people can add up to 1/2 to 1 inches onto their current buttocks measurements helping them achieve a rounder fuller look with this amazing new feature.
Product Features:
- No embarrassing padding, hidden cups or straps - Completely invisible support structure - Add 1/2” to 1” onto your current buttock measurements
Sounds good! But do they work? We'll let you know when we get our free samples...[hint, hint]. ;-)
US: Chace Crawford & Penn Badgley: Then and Now
US Weekly's Web site has a little slideshow featuring Gossip Girl stars then and now. It's amazing what a stylist and a few years can do for sex appeal.
And if you think years took away from these guys' sex appeal...well, we think you're gross!
Head on over to US to see the girls then and now.
Andrew Christian's Boys of Brazil
Andrew Christian underwear!
Hot Brazilian guys!
What's not to love?
Head over to Andrew Christian to check out more photos from this hot shoot...and pick up some tropical banana hammocks for yourself while you're there!
