Friday, March 28, 2008

Man Arrested for Sex with Picnic Table



This guy's name is Arthur Price.

He was videotaped by his neighbors having sex with his picnic table.

He was arrested.

He is free on $20,000 bond.

He faces four counts of public indecency.

We're surprised he wasn't arrested for endangering the life of the dead wood that the picnic table is made of or something.

All we can think is...splinters!!!!?!

And in related news...porn!!! This photo is not safe for work!!

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