Make Me A Supermodel: Who's Out??!

Make Me A Supermodel is Bravo's classy show that gave us one straight guy licking another straight guy's forehead, one of whose girlfriend's scored a National Enquirer cover story for screwing Britney Spears's creepy old boyfriend. And a gay guy who flirts unapologetically, if confusedly, with a guy who is married but who seems to be all over the gay guy anyway, even though cameras are on them 24/7.

We love it!!

Actually, that married guy (Ben), is smarter than his Neanderthal bone structure would lead you to believe: He and Ronnie (his gay semi-boyfriend) seem to be in on the joke together. They know they're on a Bravo show, and that Bravo's gay male and gay-lovin' female audience is going to keep the homos on the show, at least until it gets down to the wire.

Guess what! It's down to the wire!

So, the big question is: Who's getting voted off tonight? Here's our opinion: If this show actually had a chance of creating a supermodel (HAHAHAHHAA!!!), there are only three possible candidates: Sassy Amazon Goth Girl Shannon, Southern Sweetheart Holly, or Pissy Prick Perry.

Let's face it:

Ronnie is a Billy Doll come to life. He's sweet, he's pretty, and he's no Tyson Beckford. So what? I'd kill to look like him. But I wouldn't pay him millions to wear my clothes in Milan. Out!

Ben is a skull with skin and a subversive cunning that he developed while serving his time as a jail warden. But he's not into fashion, and he's not a natural book looks-could-killer. Auf wiedersehen!

So, while we love the fantasy-world coupling of the two, we encourage Bravo fans to do what's right and split them up via "America's choice." Just because they're the gay guy version of girl-on-girl pillow fight fantasies that straight guys have doesn't mean they can be called supermodels.

Here. Get it out of your system. (You know what we mean.) Watch these clips and get your sense back before voting tonight.