Perez Hilton's Dirty Secret!

Now, this is just speculation...just a rumor, really, since it's so preposterous, but...

...since Perez has been recently videotaped with Ross the Intern (so sweet!) and now Jewel (so sincere!), we think Perez might actually be...

...wait for it...

...a nice guy!

No! It's not possible, is it?

Is it?!

Jewel says he's a "nice guy undercover."

All we know for sure is that he needs to work on his style.

Check out Jewel with Perez: