Today's Zac news is big news:
Happy Birthday, Mr. Rush! We'd say it's a BIG ONE, but every day is a big one for you! :)
If you don't know who Matthew Rush is, Google image him, but be ready to have your eye sockets popped.
Hmm...if you don't know who he is, come to think of it, you must be here by accident.
Anyhoo, with this hot multihyphenate (actor-model-director, etc.) a happy birthday on his MySpace profile!
Hey, remember Structure, before it was Express Men? Rusty was one of their models.
Here's his Wiki profile, or you can go straight to his Web site if you want to book him.
Rusty Joiner (born December 11, 1972) is an American male supermodel, fitness model and actor.
Born in Montgomery, Alabama and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, Joiner attended Georgia Southern University, where he was a successful athlete, cheerleader, and gymnast for four years. He was discovered by a model scout in Atlanta and spent the next several years modelling in Milan, Paris, and South America. He became well-known in the fashion industry very quickly and modelled for Prada, Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Levi's, Excedrin and Powerade. Joiner was the official underwear model for Structure from 1998 to 2000. He has appeared on the covers and pages of Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone and Men's Fitness. Joiner also appeared in RuPaul's video Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous. The February 2005 Men's Fitness cover was his eleventh for the magazine in five years.
Ryan Phillippe as hot as ever...but...couldn't they have at least tailored the suit a bit?
Channing "Watch Out Wentworth Miller" Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
JG-L and CT again
Joseph Gordon-Levitt with...a young Uma Thurman?
We've never ever understood the John Mayer thing. He just got a new haircut, put on a purple satin tie, and totally changed out minds.
Men and women take note: The white Gericurl didn't work for Marcia Clark circa OJ's first trial, and it didn't work for John Mayer circa the first half of this decade. This does work. Even if it's sort of a lesbian 'do.
This guy does it all: Football, modeling, selling phones for Motorola, more modeling, um, being pretty, being nice, running some kind of school for disadvantaged kids, more modeling. OK, that's probably all.
But wait! There's more!
According to The Times of India, Becks is in training with wifey Posh to...wait for it...tour with the Spice Girls! Seriously.
He's training. That doesn't mean he'll show up to spice up the tour. But you know Vic will threaten divorce if he doesn't! He could seriously quadruple the turnout at the reunion concerts!
What do you think? Do you want to see David Beckham shakin' his money maker while singing "Spice up your life!"??
These pictures speak for themselves.
Here's 5,000 words worth of hotness from photographer Joe Oppedisano. For a few more, check out DNA.
Exotic enough to be a model?
Dripping sex enough to be a porn star?
Make your guess! Answer tomorrow.
Confused? So are we!
So this guy is a verified porn star--Bel Ami, no less! But he's a regretful one, and now he wants to be a fitness model.
So we guess he's a porn star and a model. If you want to know (in other words, see) more, check out his blog.
Oh, and make sure you see the home breast exam:
Hot!
I lurve lurve lurve this! So classic, yet modern! So structured with attention to detail.
But...is it worth $998?? If your answer is yes, go to Neiman Marcus and buy me one in medium!
Do you go wild for Ginch Gonch animal prints?
Do you go down (under) for Aussiebum?
Do you live 2(x)ist?
Are you still living in the days of Marky Mark with CK?
Or does something else tickle your fancy?
What's YOUR favorite underwear? You have one week to vote in the poll at the top of the right-hand column!
Write-in votes count, so if your brand was left out, be sure to leave a comment and let us know!
Results in a week!
Aussiebum wins. Why?
Take a look at this video. It's basically the same as an Abercrombie video--nearly naked hot guys running around in lush scenery--except not as explicitly erotic.
But here's the thing. Aussiebum is selling underwear! They have a valid reason for showing...underwear! So, conveniently, exploitation is a valid marketing campaign for Aussiebum and Victoria's Secret and their ilk.
Big Question: How desperate are you to screw a guy who looks like these pictures?
Why do we ask? Well, that is some guy called Peter Andre, who we think is some kind of reality TV star-slash-sort-of-singer-slash-husbandorboyfriendorwhatever of the jabbering set of giant boobs who calls herself Jordan. We've never seen Jordan actually moving or talking or anything, but she's a favorite of the bloggers because, it seems, she's a monstrous freakshow.
But she says Peter Andre is freakier. According to the awesome Dlisted, Jordon, who brags that Petey's manhood is such that if he ever dumps her she'll only ever be satisfied by an actual horse (OK, that's a paraphrase), "Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."
Like Hostel?! Has she seen that freaking movie?!?! We bet she has! We bet it's really like that! We hope so. It's time for that woman to go. And him too. Is he wearing JNCOs?!??
How does reality television find these freaks??
CAUTION! Red hot and NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
We wonder...is a Playgirl model a male model or a porn star?
We're a little worried, because for some reason, we totally love this Triple Five Soul jacket. It's pretty much every horrid men's fashion trend--obnoxious plaid, faux fur collar...REMOVEABLE faux fur collar!!--in one package, but...But. But it's hot. Why? Maybe it's the fitted cut?
Nah, it's because it's all those horrid fashion trends rolled into one!
$275 at Nordstrom
From Men's Health, here's a hot guy teaching you how to work your abs.
And he uses balls!
Besides the fact that this video features a hot guy moving in very erotic ways while keeping a ball tight between his rock-hard thighs, we LOVE that it's basically one of those ridiculous instructional videos with a voiceover right out of 1950s film strips!
Speaking of James Marsden, here's the birthday boy having freaky sex with Jaime King.
Happy Birthday to former Versace model James Marsden!
We've never really been sure what to think about his Hotness Quotient, but two things count in his favor:
Kids: This is what smoking does to your skin!
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