CK Underwear Party @ Fashion Week

These hot guys were there in their underwear. They were paid.

Kimora Lee Simmons was there, unbelievably not in her underwear.

This is the best pic that NYmag.com had to offer from the party, but if you want to see Kimora and Fergie hanging out, go here.

Clive Owen Does Miss Sixty With Gyllenhaal, Swank and Demi

Above, chick, chick, chick, superhot Clive Owen, and some other chick at the Miss Sixty runway in Fashion Week last night.

Oh yeah, and the first three chicks are Maggie Gyllenhaal, Hilary Swank, and Demi Moore!

Fag hags or Anglophile Orgy Girls? You make the call!

More Miss Sixty here, including Mischa Barton. We would have pictured her but...eh, no we wouldn't.

Porn Star! Corbin Fisher Model

Yesterday's Porn Star or Male Model was a porn star from the site CorbinFisher.com. I'd give you his name, but it's some arbitrary fake made-up hot WASP-y frat boy name like Blake or Jordan someone else from last season's American Idol.

Below, he's about to get busy with three other guys and do something with a soccer ball.

Scandalous!

Navel Gazing: Ashton Kutcher

Yesterday's belly button belongs to Ashton Kutcher, from a Rolling Stone cover shot, below.

The REALLY Naked Chef: Recipe for Embarrassment

We have no idea what he's cooking. If it made him look like that, it's all good. If it made him move like that, don't even think about it.

Bel Ami: Chippendales Style

Cheesy music? Check!
Cornball dancing? Check!
Eastern bloc street urchins turned porn stars? Czech!
Enjoy!

Male Model or Porn Star?

Place your bets! Answer tomorrow.

Nigel Barker at Fashion Week

It's on! Above, America's Next Top Model judge, the flawless photographer Nigel Barker, at the Perry Ellis runway in Bryant Park.

Below, Nigel (right) flashes his boobies next to some drag king. Just Kidding--that's MISTER Jay to you.

Separated at Birth: Zac Efron and Ken!

This Zac Efron guy creeps me out!

This is what you get when Disney's resident Development Executive In Charge of Voodoo Zombies is asked for a new teen idol.

Creepy, creepy, creepy!

OK, he's actually very pretty, but that's just way too much makeup. (We hope it's makeup!)

He needs to take a lesson from his High School Musical girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens and take it off!

Navel Gazing! Whose Belly Button?

This week's navel comes from a big-name music magazine cover shot.

Whose famous belly button is this? Place your bets. Answer tomorrow.

Marc Jacobs's Man Talks to HX Mag

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Armani Exchange Wants Your Package!

Instructions: Oil up, bake till golden brown, re-oil, bake again till you resemble a hot young walnut tree, cock head back, squint eyes, delete life force from body.

The result: Total Armani hotness!!!





Armani Exchange is getting into the men's underwear game a little late, but they're trying to make it up.

How?

By opening up their email accounts to the thousands of not-hot freaks online who will no doubt enter this contest.

Be one of the freaks! Click here to enter the AIX model search!

Justin Timberlake: Your Take?

We're confused.
Is Justin as hot as screaming little girls think?
Or just as hot as whiteboy-thug-loving gay guys think?
Or just as hot as he thinks he is?

Victor and Rolf: 2008

We love Victor and Rolf because Tori Amos loves Victor and Rolf, and we'll follow her anywhere.

But...what?

Tori, dress a boy in this and make it look hot.

Fall 2007 Milan Highlights

Here's what you'll be wearing next year. Unless you can afford to wear it this year. Which you can't.

Victor Webster Who?

He's some actor from some TV show or movie or something called Mutant X.

Why do we care?

Check out the stiffy blooper!

DETAILS on Brad

So he's a little older.
So he's a little airbrushed.
So he's a little pussy whipped.
Brad is never gonna lose it.

Matt Dillon's New Nose

OK, not so new, but who noticed this was done?

We're fine with guys getting work done (and girls--hello, Ashlee Simpson!), but what was wrong with the original?

We think he looked better before.

How Many Inches in your Ginches?

Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds continue their noble work of...underwear promotion!

more.

French People Are Sluts

Which is, of course, why we love them!!

Julie Deply is queen of the world. End of story.