Navel Gazing: Birthday Edition

It's that time again...guess the belly button!

Hint: Today's navel belongs to a birthday boy.

Get Ford Model Abs!

Work it out!

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Abercrombie Gets Shirtless in NYC!

Big Effing Deal, right? Isn't Abercrombie ALWAYS shirtless?

Yeah, that's the point. We love male skin as much as the next guy, but Abercrombie sells clothes by selling guys who wear no clothes. It offends us, being all into fashion and all. It's just plain cheating.

Well in these clips, 100 shirtless guys invade an NYC Abercrombie store and cause a little commotion.

Fun!

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Separated At Sexy Geekhood: Zac Posen and Matthew Rhys

Top: Matthew Rhys, who plays the arrogant, cocky gay lawyer brother on (my favorite show) Brothers and Sisters

Bottom: Supergeniufabulicious designer Zac Posen

One is gay Jewish American Prince. The other plays gay on TV and hides his Welsh accent well. We want one of each!

Brad Pitt: The Stripper Who Saved The World??

At the University of Missouri, Brad Pitt was a stripper! Actually part of a group of strippers! Called "The Dancing Bares"!

You can't make this shit up!

But anyway, now he and Angie are saving the world. We always wondered what AJ sees in him (we mean his personality, not his looks, DUH), and we guess Chippendales-style stripping is the most boring kind of stripping, but still.
He just got hotter.

Ian Somerhalder Is Back!

We stopped watching Lost the day Boone was killed. HBO to the rescue again!

Former Guess? model Ian Somerhalder stars in the new HBO series Tell Me You Love Me, which features graphic depictions of sex!

Unfortunately, he plays a straight guy. Oh well. At least we get pictures!

If you look close, you can see his tiddlywinks in one of the screen caps! Rumor has it he'll go frontal in an upcoming episode!

Thanks to John for the tip!

Birthday Suit: Zac Efron

Happy Birthday, Zac!

At 20, you may still look 16, but you're growing up!

To help you celebrate your big day, a bunch of guys are going to beat it to your pictures!!

Oh, by the way, don't count on much happening this year. As our mom told us when we turned 20: "Before you're 20, you're a teenager. At 21 you're an adult. For the next year, you're nothing."

More Old News: Tom Ford

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know it's old news, but here's Tom Ford from the new issue of Out.

Marc Jacobs: Hot Effer!

This is Marc Jacobs.

In his early 40s, Marc Jacobs, by general gay standards, would be considered old and unattractive by most gay men's standards.

Gay men can be wrong too!

We <3 U, Marc. If you ever break up with the hooker, look us up! We'll be here!

Hotties + Rihanna

This has nothing to do with anything.

But here are some hotties, just for you:

My Excuse/Explanation

Hey guys and girls,

Some of you have emailed me asking why there haven't been any updates over the last few weeks...the truth is, I didn't know you cared! Everyone needs encouragement, and you guys post so few comments that I feel unloved and unmotivated to write.

Boo hoo.

OK, that's just my excuse. Actually, I'm in the last year of a really difficult Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing program, and in addition to my full-time job, a full-time course load, and being a part-time artist, I'm writing a novel that has been taking up most of my time and creative juices. So I'm a bit busy.

But I'm back! If you're still here, thanks for sticking with me. :-) If not, well, uh, you're not reading this, so FUCK OFF.

And have a nice day.