Silly Ethan Reynolds

Former Ginch Gonch underwear boy and recent DNA magazine model Ethan Reynolds is still showing lots of skin, but also showing his silly side in these new candid pics. The former platinum knockout has gone to the dark side with his new hair color. We think he's adorable either way.

We hope to see more of this boy soon. And by more, we mean we want to see him naked!

Just kidding!

Ethan has promised big news soon...we're waiting...

Ryan Phillippe: Best Dressed (And Undressed, Of Course!)

It's Ryan Mania!!!

We haven't seen Stop-Loss yet, but we love it because it's given us lots of Ryan Phillippe hotness.

Here's an interview with Ellen Degeneres in which she shows RyRy's high school year book "best dressed" pictures and, of course, drags his gay teenage past (on "One Life To Life") out of the closet.

Much less awkward than the Leno interview.

Brad Officially Off The Market: Pitt & Saint Angelina Get Married!!!

OK, this is an Oscar dress, not a wedding dress--but close!


How'd you like to wake up next to this?


According to Star magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot today in N'awlins. With three adopted kids, one of their own and two on the way, why the hell not?!

Hmm...maybe because he has one behind him and she has two failed marriages of her own.

We say: CONGRATS!!! We hope they stay together. Beautiful people, inside and out.

Click here for that never-gets-old NSFW naked picture of Brad and see what Angie gets to play with in her marriage bed.

My Gayest Look Is A Middle Finger!

Score another mark against Jay Leno. Over the years he has proven himself to be not very funny and pretty damn boring. Yet he serves a purpose on late-night TV: Sure, I watch Letterman when I want to laugh, but if I can't sleep, Leno is always there to help!

Well, now Leno is just digging his grave. Note: This is probably the first-ever controversy in the history of the skunk-headed talk show host who gave us (the legitimately funny and verrrrrrrrrrrrry gay Ross the Intern). But still, this is pretty lame...

On a recent show, Leno joked with the always-supermegadreamy Ryan Phillippe about his star-making role as a gay teenager on "One Life to Live" and then later told Phillippe to look into the camera, "pretend it's your gay lover, Billy Bob," riding in "shirtless from Wyoming" (Brokeback Mountain gay joke...har har har!!!) and "give it your gayest look."





Pretty lame direction, pretty offensive scenario, and pretty confusing for pretty boy Phillippe, who said "That is so not something I want to do" and "Jay, I am not kidding, I will walk off this stage right now." We don't blame Phillippe. It was a weird setup with no way out. His reaction strikes us more as someone reacting in the presence of an intolerable imbecile than homophobic.

Though Phillippe did not give his "gayest look," gay men and women worldwide are now invited to give Leno their gayest look: An erect middle finger erected for Jay I-Woulda-Been-Funny-In-Vaudeville Leno.


Jeff Whitty's Gayest Look


Melissa McEwan's Gayest Look


My Gayest Look is a Web site founded by Jeff Whitty, "Playwright and Huge Homo," and Melissa McEwan, "Blogger and Huge Bitch." Their photos are above.

If you'd like to join in and give Jay your gayest look, go to My Gayest Look and upload your pic today!

I was going to show you my gayest look, but I got a headache and then suddenly fell asleep while watching Leno. Maybe next time.

You MUST Watch This!!!!

My grandmother asked last Christmas, "What are elephants good for?"

"What do you mean, Grandma?"

"I mean, what are they good for? I know why God made horses and dogs and fish, but what are elephants for?"

Grandmas!

Anyway, we're not kidding. You HAVE TO watch this!!!

Male Model or Porn Star?

Male model? Porn star?

Answer tomorrow!

Ben Wins Bravo's "Make Me A Supermodel"!

In our poll, Ben just barely inched out Ronnie (heh, heh) to be the favorite for the first season of "Make Me A Supermodel."

Ben also has almost twice as many posts in his bravotv.com discussion board, and he was already chosen by "America" (Bravo's cute name for it's gay male and straight female viewers) as the favorite--even before the show started.

Here are the final poll results:

Ben	64 (32%)
Holly	51 (26%)
Perry	25 (12%)
Ronnie	56 (28%)

Let's Talk About Sex, Baybee!

As you know, we're inspired by and infatuated with goddess Tori Amos around here, and even if we weren't, this is a good and important cause so...

Let's talk about sex!

There's an awesome new fund raising initiative by bloggers called the Grassroots Bloggers Book Marketing Campaign 2008 to raise money for RAINN, the Rape Abuse and Incest National Network, which was co-founded by the amazing Tori many years ago.

RAINN is an insanely important hotline for survivors of sexual abuse and assaults, and they deserve your money. So as part of this initiative, we're going to become an open book and tell you about OUR sex life. Every day we hope to give you some new little nugget that will excite you, make you laugh, or make you gag! (As for us, we no longer have a gag reflex!)

Expect the first post later today. For now, read about the GBBMC2008 and please, please, please donate to RAINN!

PS: We invite you to post comments or send us an email with your own wonderful or horrible thoughts on sex. It's part of the animal experience! Don't be afraid of it!

A Few More of Ryan Phillippe

...just because I'm in the mood.

Do People Really Do This?

This is fun to watch, but do people really do this? Seriously, don't you think Men's Health just ran out of legitimate exercises? This just looks way too complicated and precarious...

Gerard Butler in Men's Health (Video)

This isn't new, but we couldn't pass it up...

D&G Men's Fall 2008 Runway

From the looks of these Russia-ready coats and heavy woven fabrics, it's going to be a collld fall.

We can't wait!

Usually we think D&G is a little over the top with its stuff--even for the runway--but this new collection is spot-on. We want all of it!

See the full collection at Men.style.

Viva Brazil's Smart, Hot Naked Guys!

This is the Brazilian Ministry of Health's new safe-sex campaign. Look closely: This remake of the memorable American Beauty poster features Brazil's natural beauty in a sea of...no, not roses: condoms!

The official motto: Do whatever you want, but do it with a condom.

We LOVE it!!!

Brazil has better environmental policies, and it looks like they actually have SMART officials to boot. The U.S. could stand to learn something from this country. We could use some of their reason.

Um, we could also use some of their genes.

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Man Arrested for Sex with Picnic Table

This guy's name is Arthur Price.

He was videotaped by his neighbors having sex with his picnic table.

He was arrested.

He is free on $20,000 bond.

He faces four counts of public indecency.

We're surprised he wasn't arrested for endangering the life of the dead wood that the picnic table is made of or something.

All we can think is...splinters!!!!?!

And in related news...porn!!! This photo is not safe for work!!

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Christian Siriano Oversteps His Bounds

We love Project Runway winner Christian Siriano because 1) He's talented as hell and 2) He's just a big gay freak.

But, uh, he didn't coin the phrase "fierce" and he can't deem that it should no longer be used. And yet he does exactly that.

Tick, tick, tick, Christian. Don't press your luck or you'll be expired.

Hot Young Model Nigel Barker Shirtless etc.

So we're wasting ANOTHER Friday night on ANOTHER ANTM marathon on MTV. Damn you, MTV!!!

Since we're only half watching, we thought we'd rustle up some Nigel Barker hotness to ogle. Enjoy.

Shirtless Ryan Phillippe Post!

In honor of Stop-Loss, we present lots of RP skin!



(Song by...Tyra Banks!!!)

Grey's Anatomy's Justin Chambers: Anatomically Altered!

Snip, snip!

Five screaming brats is enough for Justin Chambers, who plays Alex Karev on ABC's hit Grey's Anatomy. According to OK! magazine, Chambers has had a vasectomy to keep his spermies from fusing with any more of his wife's eggs.

Chambers went into a rehab facility after a nervous breakdown a few months ago. Stopping an endless supply of kids is probably a good start to saner living.

J.C. Chasez: "We're both straight!"

I'm not gay. I'm just fancy!



Dude, you're so not gay. We're so not gay! Dude!



I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to wear pink satin.
And makeup.
I'm just fancy!



Dude! Check out the football! Would a GAY carry a football?

I
don't
think
so!



I'm not gay either.



They're all straight!

Straight to the butt!

Here's what J.C. said today on Kiss FM about the "J.C. Sha-say! and Chase Crawford Are Dating!" rumors:

“For the record, we’re both straight. We’re not dating.”

“Let’s clear that up real quickly and the thing is, we don’t even get to hang out that much. We are friends, absolutely, the guy is a super nice guy and he’s a friend of mine but you know the only time people would usually see us together is in some type of photograph so they just assume that it’s like that. You know people hang out with their best friends every day… and I don’t even see this guy every day. He’s a friend of mine, like I said, it’s just ridiculous. The fact of the matter is, if I’m standing next to a girl and I don’t have a girlfriend all the sudden I’m dating her. If I’m dating a girl and I’m standing next to another girl I’m having an affair, so now since there hasn’t been any of that smoke out there in a minute now if I’m hanging out with a guy they’re going to make up a rumor, it’s just stupid now.”

He stands next to that girl Chace a lot lately, doesn't he? And still they're not together enough to make him happy! Awww!

But they're NOT gay!

Tyra Hates Mr. Jay

From MSNBC

“It’s gotten so bad that Tyra and Jay aren’t speaking. Tyra barely interacts with the contestants and only wants to show up on judging day."

Tyra is over ANTM because it's not "The Tyra Banks ANTM Show." Even plastering every corner of the model house with her face isn't enough. Now she just wants the money. According to OK! magazine, she's thinking about going behind the scenes.

Eh. We're over it anyway. These models "cycle" by so fast these days, we don't even remember or care who wins anymore. It's America's Next Top Model For The Next Two Months.

But it's still better than Tyra's talk show. WTF is she thinking?

Shitless Stud: Chad Michael Murray!